Like DC Universe Rebirth #1 a couple years ago, The Sandman Universe #1 is a one-shot sizzle reel showcasing the upcoming line’s titles. And, like DC Universe Rebirth #1, The Sandman Universe #1 buh-looooooows!
There are four new Sandman spin-off comics on the way for any emo goffs still moping around to get their jizz in a tizz: The Dreaming and House of Whispers in September, Lucifer and The Books of Magic in October. This issue gives us a peek into what to expect from those titles: there’s a rift in The Dreaming and Morpheus is missing; Tim Hunter’s teacher is a witch; voodoo shenanigans abound in New Orleans (can you get more cliched?!); Lucifer’s standing around somewhere looking at something.
Uh… no. Not a single one of these storylines looks remotely interesting. Ponderous, self-important writing, unimpressive art, boring, boring stories - this comic has ensured that I won’t be reading any of this Sandman Universe crap. All this issue reminded me of was how bad all the previous Sandman spin-offs were. And, years later, nothing’s changed!
I suppose it’s apt that if you’re looking for a sleep aid, this is the comic for you - The Blandman Universe #1 is one helluva snoozeworthy read!
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