Little girl controls ice ghosts because horror. Them ghosts is up to no good because durrr. Her deadbeat dad suddenly cares about her despite having never seen her before because plot. Somewhere in that mess is a “story” that’ll make you wish you were an ice ghost so you wouldn’t feel boredom on this scale!
Is Cold Spots yet another pile of complete and utter shit from a man who seems determined to have his own sub-genre of staggeringly terrible horror comics, Cullen “How Do I Keep Getting Paid For This Rubbish lulz???” Bunn? You betcha sweet bunn-hole!
Paper thin characters meet an even thinner plot in a landfill of unimaginative horror genre cliches: scary mansion, cults, Lovecraft monsters, ghosts, ghouls, the fucking Crypt Keeper, leering smiles, dead people. Mark Torres’ art is whatever. God this was stupid. And corny.
I’ve taken scarier, more compelling dumps than this - give Cold Spots the cold shoulder!
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