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Thursday 23 January 2020

Justice League: No Justice Review (Scott Snyder, Joshua Williamson)


For some reason mystery, wonder, wisdom, and entropy are manifested as titans who want to crush planets. Guess what the Justice League have to do? That’s right, say it with me: punch dem. Yaaaawn. Yep, it’s another impossibly bad Justice League book!

If you thought Dark Nights: Metal was Scott Snyder’s lowest ebb, think again - the dude somehow found an even lower level of quality in No Justice! Snyder heads up a team of hacks who’ve come up with one of the blandest superhero stories ever, even by bland superhero stories standards.

It amounts to emptying out a toybox of every DC character ever, arbitrarily sorting them into teams and throwing them at some disposable villains of the week. And it’s so tense that somehow the characters conveniently have the time to change into team-specific coloured uniforms before going off to hit their assigned baddie!

It’s even more boring to read than you might expect from something so unimaginative and one-note. I don’t expect anyone besides the most rabid of DC fanboys enjoying this colostomy bag of a comic. It’s an obvious pun but it’s true: No Justice is no good.

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